i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
