she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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