So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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