it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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