im drinking this country out of the recession.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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