She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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