So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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