I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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