? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
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Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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