Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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