Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Apparently you make a good broom.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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