I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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