It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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