David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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