He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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