Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize