Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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