all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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