I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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