Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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