it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
nutella sex= disaster
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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