Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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