You can't motorboat a personality
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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