READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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