i don't like sucking hair
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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