sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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