I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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