are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
babies were throwing up all over the place
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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