So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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