I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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