problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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