O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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