fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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