in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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