even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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