i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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