Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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