Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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