to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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