I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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