You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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