I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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