waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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