Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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