I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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