wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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