i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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