Sponge bath it is.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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