Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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