For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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