I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize