I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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