Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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