suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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