member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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