i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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