this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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