I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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